To do list: - Sort out life - Try again tomorrow

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time

In The Air Tonight drum solo: Quarantine edition

Sweet Tart

Let's say it. The President intentionally and explicitly demanded a violent mob storm the center of government to force legislators to keep him in office in defiance of the constitution and the will of the country's voters.

Manatees eating sweet potatoes

Breaking: Issue 1 fails. Big cities, suburban and many rural counties voted down issue dispatch.com/story/news/pol…

The joys of riding with a crabby @thisamazingday when she's coffee detoxing -- at one point she yelled at my bike computer for beeping 🤣🦀

20 mins into a 2-day road trip and just bought empanadas at a gas station. Off to a rip-roaring start. #impulsecontrol #post-swimhanger

People in Vegas keep telling me to "be safe." I'm getting a complex that I must look reckless but maybe this is regional small talk? #huh?

This is an fun message to get when out of town. Can't wait to get home and get rolling on my new Knight Composites wheels! @Team_WattieInk

Received "thorough" pat down. Accidentally tried to carry on a large Swiss Army knife. This is not shaping up to be my best travel day. 😕

I bought a fidget spinner and broke a fidget spinner in the span of 45 hrs and I think that statement right there says a lot about me. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Miles ridden in last 3 days: 160. Songs stuck in my head during these miles: 1 - Miley Cyrus's 'Malibu' over & over & over. #worst #losingit

Credit where credit is due: the new IRONMAN Triathlon tracking mobile app is excellent. 👌🏻👌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Ending my lengthy social media hiatus for a bit about 70.3 Worlds! . . In two years as a PRO,… instagram.com/p/BY1mVHRDXcb/

As an 8+ week aggressive off-seasoner this year, I’m loving this one. #bluelinedive x.com/alan_couzens/s…

Thrilled to be joining the F2C team this year! x.com/f2cnutrition/s…