i swear to god i’d want a refund u not texting bitches when u talking to me !! ur MY pretend boyfriend lil nigga

If my job was “wearing sweat suit while sitting in big chair and talking about nothing” I would probably still like to go out on the weekdays too.

klasyczek

song: "shake that ass hoe!" white people:

quando um professor é grosso comigo uma vez e agora eu nunca mais vou prestar atenção em uma aula dele e vou odiar ele e a matéria dele pra sempre

como me siento cuando escucho una canción que escuché en otra etapa de mi vida

realizing growing up poor and having no guidance made everything 10x harder for me in adulthood

👀👒

having so many options that you do nothing instead

Laughing because I use to eat this hwang sibling agenda up back in 2022😭😭

every girl is like “i want a medium ugly boyfriend” did yall hot men hear that? no one wants you. you’re undesirable to the female gaze. but out of the kindness of my heart, i’ll give you a chance i guess. dm me

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:3

Happy April's Fools to him.

horse lying down in stall struggling to sleep waking up switching positions frequently insomnia and late night thoughts

thank you for your service

i genuinely think that men sneeze loudly because women were socialized from a young age to take up less space and be overly considerate of others and men are taught the opposite

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