❝ Oh darn, I stayed up watching horror movies again.. ❞

❝ I-I'm sure Ernest will get over this rebellious phase of his! He's a teen after all, he has to.. or am I just desperate..? ❞

❝ Seeing how you turned out I'm in for some trouble. . . No offense! ❞ x.com/SmallCryptids/…

❝ You have a weird way of giving advice but thanks?? ❞ x.com/SmallCryptids/…

❝ F-for what!? Was it Ernest again? I'm sorry! ❞ x.com/SmallCryptids/…

I beat you too it. Cough.

Stop saying I look like chicken little, He's dumb and a coward And I am NOT a coward.

─ ; ❤🍆💦

/ Next Sunday I may or may not do a very LEWD solo, or just post a pic we'll Just have to see 👀👀

He's on his phone on a wrestling form typing away, he's arguing with someone about how a German Suplex can obviously break a back.

❝ There are some books I don't keep on my bookshelf. . ❞

📚👏Hugo📚👏Deserves📚👏Love.📚👏All📚👏Josephs📚👏Flip📚👏To📚👏Hugo📚👏RN.📚👏

/ I have muse for another character but I'm trying my best to stick with someone since I always flip super fast. Help me.

Fuck it, I'm making him tomorrow. Night guys

/ I'm unoriginal garbage, nice to meet you too.

This baby Ernest will be the death of me, he's actually the only thing I need in life.

Like no joke Ernest will do something like this and get right back up laughing like he did it on purpose

❝ I swear, those kids don't know how to get off of their phone if their life depends on it. ❞