account manager: hey, we have an urgent brief for you me: cool! send it over! me, 1hr later: hey, can you send me the brief? me, 3hrs later: hi, can you send the brief so i have time to do it today? am, 72 days later: here it is am, 15 mins later: HI WHEN WE CAN EXPECT THIS?

My latest project: grindruberairbnb.exposed, a website that leads a group of people in choreographed actions via their smartphones. A product of thoughts around technology's role as mediator and guide in physical space, and on its power to enable collective actions.

i literally laughed non-stop for about 40 seconds. it was that funny. so i wrote it down. patreon.com/posts/25574832

The loudness of the "FUUUUCCCKKKK" shouted by the astronomer who figured this out, coincidentally, *was* heard by alien life on another planet. #aliens

Psst! People of Mumbai! She's amazing! (check it out for yourself!)

5% customs duty on imported books? Not cool.

Looking for an #experientialdesign / #environmentaldesign studio that specializes in creating memorable experiences in small spaces. Who's doing cool stuff???

Differences in the chemical composition of urine caused by changes in diet mean that many medieval recipes for paint etc don’t work right unless you get the urine from someone whose diet resembles a medieval one. (Tested in illuminated manuscript labs, thank you book historians!)

What typeface were the punctuations from? A Cen sorif

Great Moments In History: During the English-Spanish war (1654-60) the price of lemons and oranges rose. Lady Cromwell served Oliver loin of veal without his favorite orange sauce. When he complained, she said he should have thought of that before starting a war with Spain.

Wildlife finally returning to Thames. Nature is healing🌷

Key events in the city's future, as mapped out by planners and sci-fi writers 👽londonist.com/london/london-…

someone asked me to explain what “hygge” means so I told them it stands for “Hey now! / You’re an all-star / Get your game on / Go play!”

One day I'll be able to use Feviquik without smearing it on my fingers. Today is not that day.

A book seller at a Bandra signal just tried selling me a copy of Harry Potter, but the cover had the twilight hands on it 😂 #EdwardCullenIsAnInferius

no resolutions this year, no goals, I am simply getting transformed into a cat by a witch and taking up residence in a laundromat where everyone will give me treats and pats

Hey @JioCinema why do you think recommendations need to be based on gender? It won’t give me an option to proceed without adding this data to the profile