They're not just UPS. They're fuck UPS.

One failed UPS shipment: accidental incompetence. Two failed shipments in a row: intentional sabotage which makes me not want to support their pending strike. You're hurting your own labor argument here.

This is the only real x com:

Do you like the rename?

Is this one of the seven evil X's? #ScottPilgrim

Is anyone still here for a reason other than watching the train wreck in progress? And if so, why?

After the name change, we can all go "I was *there* when it was called Twitter"

Favorite Muppet?

TBF, Elmo's turd emoji response to all press was really a pretty accurate response to the question "what is the future of Twitter?"

There's "late" and then there's Amazon business "your 4am-8am delivery hasn't arrived by 8pm and we have no tracking and no updates" late.