how has everyone gotten stupider ?

who’s boyfriend should she eat today ??

satan—- bored and in desperate need of a drink . someone fetch her one .

hm… i never thought about that … sike . this is just who i am , naturally .

doesn’t it get exhausting being all chipper and … / you / ?

ah , well join the dark side , it’s much more liberating .

don’t be a bummer , come on — it’ll be fun

ugh , hello losers —

oh nice , everyone’s lost their minds .

thick scarlet blood dripping from her sharp claws —- hm . what a morning !

judging everyone silently . . . && plotting ways to take their souls —-

what’s got dan all grumpy ?

“ obviously you .”

she needs a punching bag , any volunteers ?

“ am i not already ?”

dramatic sigh , she needs a drink —— everyone’s so .. annoying .

too many hunters around too , gross .