Sarcasm never translates well to text. Learning this will save you a lot of relationship drama.

I genuinely cannot believe a BED stops working because of an amazon outage. the jokes are literally writing themselves.

You ruined a game that was doing well because you listened to cry babies that started playing this decade. Well done chaps 🔥🔥🔥

Me at 3pm today Me at 5:30pm today

The problem with no Mount in the team is that our attackers don’t press.

Baller League is back!

Arsenal really winning this league? 😒

I’m watching the Women’s Champions league and actually know some players all thanks to EAFC.

This school needs a R60K deposit 😭

Getting a red card for slapping your teammate 😂

Yeah just don’t eat pork.

United please don’t spoil my day. 🙏🏽

Pretoria is a place to build a home and raise children.

How are both Dorgu and Dalot so bad at crosses 😭

This Senegal team stacked. Favs to take it.

Cuhna is not the guy he thinks he is 😑

Someone this desperate is who the owners will appoint to be their puppet. 😒

These accounts just be tweeting anything since Amorim’s sack.

Bring Amorim back 😒

United drew 2-2 to a team with 1 shot on target.