duz this hold up in a court of law, I would love someone to try

we really be calling everything a prediction market these days stock market -> predicting stocks sportsbooks -> predicting sports hyperliquid -> predicting how much money i lose uber -> predicting when I get to the function doordash -> predicting my processed food intake

Privacy and anonymity are essential for crypto, but man sometimes u really be talking to the same person on their 5 different alts and a whole narrative can really just be the same dude recycling their own takes

Just gonna say what everyone is thinking Ethan Marcus is David Marcus alt

There is literally no chance that an ibit dec option wouldn’t pay out more than this

excited to be building alongside Jan and the Xverse - The Home of BitcoinFi team!

. Intuit TurboTax you’re next

Magic Eden is the home of Bitcoin, and soon Spark. Launch, trade and earn on Bitcoin Tokens (BTKN) soon. Only on ME.

In honor of the threadguy Tier list I present to you my memecoin Mount Rushmore blockgraze Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 Ansem Murad 💹🧲

crypto investor holding "locked bag" challenge: impossible

theres levels to the grift

⚡️ Introducing SparkPad - the best way to launch Bitcoin tokens on Spark. Coming soon to Magic Eden 🪄 🪄

great collab with Itai | dynamic.xyz on this!

NOW!

banks are actually so screwed

Markets on everything. We’re proud to announce that $ICE, the owner of NYSE 🏛 and the largest exchange company in the world, is making a strategic investment of $2 billion into Polymarket, valuing us at $9 billion post-money. Our partnership with ICE marks a major step in

Hall of fame condescending tweet from CZ

My wife calling me a "bad listener" while my net worth just went down -65% in one minute

Feels like yesterday was the end of one chapter and today is the start of the next

Watching my gf get a side of guac at chipotle after my $600,000 perps position just evaporated