#pwvbedlam Pro Wrestling Valor From: Mailer Daemon To: Max Daemon Dear Max, This is a piss poor attempt at making yourself sound intimidating. You don't have what it takes to beat me. I'm a 10 and Urinate.

They say good things come in small packages.

Making the world a better place. 1 package at a time.

Nothing like a nice cup of coffee in the morning before reading, -I mean delivering your letters.

You'll need these when I beat the shit out of you at Bedlam. We don’t want any accidents in the ring.

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