My wife has a very Tig Notaro ability to be completely oblivious to pop culture and frankly I adore it

I made a gnome. Meet Archie

45 minutes to come back. #USWNT x Visa

62' - GOAL: USA!!!!! Horan sends Lavelle's corner into the back of the net and we're level!!!! 🇺🇸 USA 1 - 1 NED 🇳🇱

Don’t make our captain angry…

I am sad to see Kane leave but am excited to have Son as the new captain. #COYS

I was able to beta read this one and it was a ton of fun. Cool world with lots of interesting ideas. I'm actually excited to reread it when it comes out and see the final version of it.

Every woman of my generation thinks we can change the men we date because we were lied to as teens with that whole Steve/Stefan thing on Family Matters

So have mostly abandoned Twitter but coming back for my yearly reminder. If the holidays are awkward for you because you are closeted or rejected at your holiday gathering I see you and love you. I used to be in the same situation and it can be a hard day. Sending hugs.

Yearly Christmas Update. The musical Sugar Bear ornament that came out of a box of Golden Crisp in 1990 still plays 33 years later. Could whatever battery is in this thing solve the energy crisis? #GoldenCrisp #SugarBear Post Cereals @PostSugarBear Sugar Bear

Had so much fun at the Malibu Barbie Cafe in the Mall of America this weekend

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