Tim Walz with Minnesota's American Teen Princess winner Amber Atkins, ready to canvas

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON. VERY MINDFUL. VERY CORRECT. VERY THOUGHTFUL. VERY CONSCIENTIOUS. VERY THOROUGH. VERY SPECIFIC. VERY WITCHY. VERY EXACTING. VERY HARDWORKING. VERY DETAILED. VERY AHEAD OF THE GAME. VERY DEMURE. VERY IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE AND ARMS EMBARGO NOW.

Once again

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’ bit.ly/4ejo5M9

JD Vance 👁️👄👁️

I had a fever all last week which is the only explanation for this tab

Not to be dramatic but the only thing holding my mental well-being together is this movie

“NBC just signed Shaboozey for our flagship live half time show” “Does NBC even have live sports? “We have the Scripps National Spelling Bee”

This would heal me

Dril ass tweet economy rn

The richest and most successful people in tech plotting to coopt Trump thinking they could create massive economic growth but instead becoming responsible for the most smooth brained recession in history would be a really funny plot point if it wasn’t for the suffering.

The marketing team trying to change all the social handles back to HBO Max

hardass foul up 17 with 50 seconds left touching off a brawl....wnba players all hate each other so much it rules

The scene in Drop Dead Gorgeous when these two divas are dodging barf at Minnesota’s American Teen Princess Pageant

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