Can babies call themselves “Poop Engineers” ?

AI can lie with such confidence. Although it would really be nice to know if there are any Postgres extension that can decode Erlang Term Format. #MyElixirStatus

Just when I thought #UberEats couldn’t get any worse, it just got. Pretty much felt offended by the agent, unless it was really a bot. Now I will go and walk to the restaurant and buy my son his dinner. Oh and thank you for the $3.66 credit NOT.

Miranda Ada F# Idris Nim APL Ruby

Mox Absinthe Floki iex Nx Axon Rustler Because why not? #MyElixirStatus

And for context on where I stand compared to these influencer boogeymen you've painted: I think: - JS on the server was (and still is) a mistake and a terrible idea. - SPA is the wrong choice at least 90% of the time.

We certainly have an...interesting industry. Apps for real users paying actual money get called garbage, and theoretical apps by influencers are idolized on the basis of who can shout the loudest.

When writing web apps, client state is everywhere: inputs, scrollbars, CSS states, DOM manipulations, and more. Server state matters too! A solid web framework should integrate it all from top to bottom. Check out my latest article: dashbit.co/blog/web-apps-…

TIL `Repo.query` can execute SQL queries. #MyElixirStatus

Today was my last day at Remote, so if folks know of any open Engineering Manager or Staff Engineer positions I'd be grateful for the leads! Resume here: devonestes.com/resume

PM Hasina in Bangladesh scorned student protestors as “militants” who deserve deadly force. The only “militant” is Hasina, who ordered troops in UN peacekeeping vehicles to attack & kill students. The Biden Admin must act boldly against this repression. Sanctions must be imposed.

We can already build for Apple Watch Series 10.

#AdventOfCode is just over a month away! One with 500th star. Let's see if I can clear all 450 stars before that! As usual, need to summon my #elixir #fsharp #golang and #scala skill(issues). Let's do a test run in November.

Men scrolling, men stop, men see this thread on cool maps, men happy 🧵 1. The real size of Africa

Revisiting #fsharp after years. In preparation for this year’s #adventofcode github.com/code-shoily/Ad…

Three, Twone, Go #adventofcode2024 day1... #fsharp <3

Brute forced for day 2 (It was fast any way so no harm). I did make a beautiful solution but had an edge case I didn't address. Will certainly get back to this one next year. Just like yesterday, #fsharp <3 #adventofcode #adventofcode2024

I just met a person who can't tell Python from C++. He has never written a single line of code in his life, yet he feels he can build anything he wants. He told me point-blank: "I challenge you to tell me something I can't build using AI." I tried to explain, but I couldn't

My son (11 year old) looked interested when I crunching some data in #elixirlang liveview (well he likes maps and weather). I had promised him before too but this time I actually taught him a little. Was pleasantly surprised how quickly he grasped and appreciated the concepts.

Less than two weeks left until #adventofcode ... looking forward to it, and this time my language of choice would be #clojure (such a joy to code with this one)