How it feels when u think of the past and realize that man did not like u one bit

& i be giving her 200mg of caffeine as soon as i wake up i'm so sorry diva

That “need something sweet” demon be whoopin my asss

I lied. Put your clothes back on. You’re going to tell me in depth your first impression of me and how, why and when you started liking me

i can't believe we are actually witnessing a one direction death

Me In Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH” The Bitch 😩:

me to the mf behind me in mario kart

people feel ur absence btw

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and night:

for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable

being a woman is hard, you always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said