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LMFAOOO

if you flip me off while driving i’m following you home and killing you

Teaching a woman how to play iMessage 8ball by standing behind her and guiding her hands on the phone

ㅤ

Adult friendships are crazy cuz you’ll be asking each other shit like are u free at the end of October?

unfortunate af

let me eat something before i start drinking

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Me jumping through my tv trying to save victor #ThePenguin

GOTHAM AINT READY FOR THIS DUO

y’all shivering in this cold cause them shein jackets made out of paper towels

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i don’t own lingerie baby come take off this tie dye shirt that i made in middle school

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”