There is no high quite like bopping around Trader Joe’s, knowing you have a meeting back home in half an hour.

Everyday with me as a friend is a pure delight I’m sure

Every year, I tackle NaNoWriMo differently. I guess year 10 is the year I decide to… actually prep? In a dedicated notebook? Two weeks in advance? Who am I?

It’s the night before NaNo and… I haven’t outlined my project yet. How the mighty have fallen

Me, going to interview someone for a job: This'll be fine, I interviewed tons of people in college. Me, arriving in the call and realizing this is a real adult, not an 18 year old trying to get paid to walk backwards: Oh. Oh no.

This is the kind of heat I bring to the group chat

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE

Crazzzzy how I just keep missing the times I told myself I’d start writing and then have to wait until the clock is divisible by 5 again

A thing I love about NYC is that when they’re doing sidewalk construction they have to build a temporary sidewalk in the street because they KNOW we will not cross the street

Text a Sagittarius you love them

Friend: New Moon in Sagittarius today. How do you feel? Sagittarius: I AM EVERYTHING

Wild how one day your friend can fall in love with a stranger and then eventually you’ll be in a car with them hoping they’re a good driver…

The fact that I still use a photo from 2012 as my brother’s contact photo in my phone could be considered an act of violence

Sagittarius life

Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.

venmo a woman $100 today

When I say, this GOSS is JUICY, I MEAN IT!!! Please, come to me with your juiciest gossip right now, this has been the only thing that has distracted me in weeks and now I crave more.

The way in which I brought this party full of strangers to its KNEES with my gossip… my brand remains so strong

Person: “Is there anything I can do to convince you to stay together?” Me, a pretentious writer person having already written a poem titled ‘This Will Never Be A Love Poem’:

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