Trader Joe’s... you see a grocery store I see an in person tinder

the only validation i crave is from my coworkers laughing at my messages on teams

jake from State Farm could get it

Is the Phoenix Suns coach single? Asking for a friend

happy 4th to all

I would give up my first born child to even smell the smoke of a mango Juul pod one last time

About to fly spirit airlines into a whole ass hurricane

#NewProfilePic

The biggest game in the history of the Cy-Hawk is...TODAY! WAKE UP, GET READY, AND LET'S KEEP THIS A HAWKEYE STATE!

On the first day of Black History Month, let’s honor the civil rights icon Cloyd Rivers. Thanks for everything you do babe!

“Going from Scottsdale to downtown Phoenix is like going from Iowa city to Cedar Rapids”

City of Phoenix really said “here’s a man that’s exactly your type but don’t go near him”🥺

.jonbellion please go on tour again, I’m in desperate need of serotonin

the immediate serotonin boost i get when someone laughs at my teams messages is unexplainable

God knew if I could do math I would be too powerful

Breaking news from Adam Schefter… @Dexcom announces a new program for college athletes with diabetes, #DexcomU. As a #DexcomWarrior myself I’m excited to congratulate these young Warriors and encourage them to keep pushing past boundaries. #sponsored

beyoncé backstage tryna get this shit back running up:

CAITLIN CLARK DOES IT AGAIN!

Me at the end of a Zoom meeting where I said nothing for 55 minutes