Why do all the men on the tube who decide to not wear a mask have 0 chin. Like if anyone should probably wear a mask its you

Goated video. RIP Sean Lock

Please can someone teach me how to stomach protein shakes? They taste like taking a big fat chomp of a flower bed

Sean Lock, one of the best

Me at the kebab shop after one too many at the pub

I’ve lost my wallet somewhere between Shoreditch and Hackney Road. Last seen at Shoreditch House at around 5pm yesterday. The only thing I care about is an irreplaceable polaroid of my ex who’s passed, which is in the inside pocket. Keep the cash, I just want the picture 😔

Why would anyone cook with a white onion when you can cook with the glory that is red onion

Did not expect to wake up this morning and feel this jealous of the Taliban

Why do people put their headphones lead into their top?! Pls someone explain this weirdness

Those masks with a nose and mouth on them should all be collected and communally burnt and we should never think or speak of them again

the best gorilla joke of 1897 is maybe my favorite joke of all time.

Where do I sign up

Shop bought guacamole is guwhack 🥑

Turning off my notifications on every app on my phone has (at the risk of sounding like I’m exaggerating) changed my sad little life

‘Piss vestibule’ is my new favourite insult

I don’t think I can even put into words how much I want to lay in that tree

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Looking for x2 fontianes dc standing tickets 24th November in London

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