the ‘bar’ in my parents back garden whispering to me like the green goblin mask

work is so bad we’re discussing the dangers of a capitalist society on the teams channel without hindrance

tomorrow I am planning to hex the coworker I hate in our team meeting

going to the mall when you’re 14

oh

this would sell out 8 times a week in branson, mo

they were COOKING when they wrote hard knock life

if 80° is your ideal weather we have such foundationally different outlooks on life to the point that i cannot bring you into my circle. i’m sorry.

whenever they start talking about “the why” at work i know im about to be asked to do something deeply unnecessary

already in a bad mood and the geico gecko starts talking

i HATE desk chairs that recline with you when you lean back!!!! now my heartrate is up and people are laughing because i jumped ... i jumped because i trusted what i felt and i felt like i was suddenly careening backward toward the ground.,.. I needed you to be my ROCK...........

nicolandria shippers after tonight’s episode #loveislandusa

ITS SO MUGGY IN OZ

“Back when time didn’t matter” An oil painting