Last night I looked a bouncer straight in the face and handed him my debit card instead of my ID. He handed it back and let me in…???

If you want to feel alive dump your bf/gf & get a Sagittarius

Nobody really knows what the fuck is going on with any Sagittarius

I can be on social media and not text back this my phone

It cost $0.00 to retweet a young Graphic Designer’s work 🥺🤍

Big Sean is just like me.

I miss sexy rexy

okay but why do moms dance like that

don’t care, didn’t ask, plus you’re not a pisces

stop saying bad stuff to me! only say good stuff. i dint like bad stuff said to me

i see my friends for 20 mins n think life is worth living again

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in

I will veto it.

So our government is scared of TikTok & drag queens but not guns, climate change, police, the church ☕️

realizing my human body has to eat AGAIN and i have to either cook or pay for it