Where do uber drivers live?

This song is going to wreak havoc on my Spotify wrapped

On the gc for our matric 10 year reunion, your boy dropped exactly 1 message and it got the most reacts in the whole chat

Wore my Liverpool shirt to work (rehab) and all the residents are roasting me

No Black Friday deals on rent or electricity? What a scam.

Pre-save my new single "The Bear" on Spotify: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ja…

Can’t believe she didn’t stand up for her sister at the dance

Werner Herzog, read read read

I read 33 books in 2024 (just missed out on 3 a month, but we’ll get em next year) Head over to my review page on insta to check them out and see which ones deserved my silly awards!

Last year I planned and executed a game of Survivor WhatsApp. 10 of my friends competed in online challenges and had to vote somebody out each week. In the end Odi won the title of Sole Survivor and R2000 cash. As of right now, I am taking applications for season 2.

How do I teach the algorithm that I like boxing but not UFC

I’ve watched that concert so many times 😭😭😭 somebody inject this project into my veins pls

Everybody go outside and look at the moon right now

Chat, I gotta be honest, this last Mission: Impossible film was Top 5 Biggest Disappointments of my movie-watching life.

Today I learn about smart vapes??? We’re doomed

Lads I had my first sparring sesh today and I was absolutely bullied beginning to end

Don’t be shocked that this is now a boxing discourse account

This is actually crazy

I’m not saying it’ll happen, but I’m saying I really really really hope it does

I read 34 books in 2025 and, as is tradition, I’ve given a few awards to the note-worthy ones over on my good ol’ review account.