Israel is going to hijack a plane and crash it into a skyscraper and everyone in the US government and media is going to be like "masterfully executed, so surgical"

I'm gonna remind all of y'all that if there's a blue check doing this shit, they're hoping you will: A) Help them to spread their advertisement and B) Get them more Elonbucks Do not quote tweet these blue checks. Screenshot if you've got to, then BLOCK. Cut them off.

Having been trapped in a car that rolled over and having had to escape, ummmm this would absolutely fucking kill you.

Best example of gamer’s understanding of anatomy: DEI Chin or Vagina Bones?

That review is a magnificent exercise in bullshit. It’s kind of amazing. And this thread is absolute choice reading. So much sleazy, douchebag smarm in every turn of phrase.

Hi I labeled this so the world’s dumbest people would get it

oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

It’s literally, factually true. Saying it’s embarrassing is simply an admission that you think telling the truth is bad. She didn’t say they’re the same. She said both sides have problems. Which is objectively true.

What he did to Twitter? These motherfuckers want the US GDP to go down by 85%?

About to head to Riotfest day three. Say hi if you’re there. Tonight NOFX is playing The Decline for the next to last time ever. 18 of the best moments in all of punk. Extremely hype.

Liberals should probably stop treating people not eager to endorse Kamala worse than they treat actual conservatives (who they love, like Dick Cheney) if they want to win elections.

One of the most "why are you booing, she's right" situations of all time.

I don’t even like Chappel Roan’s music but I’m gonna become a stan on here just because I’m so sick of liberals being absolute fucking reprobates at her because she accurately stated that the democrats also suck. Genocide is always bad. Even if you cum when your party does it.

i will never get over jesus being asked how to get into heaven and he basically says don't be rich

The concept of the "Independent voter"is so funny because you are forced to vote for one of two functionally identical ideologies designed to present you with the illusion of choice, and then if you want even more of an illusion, you can be like sometimes I vote for the other one