Or never do it.

I jiggy low, baby

I've been ingesting glass since a very young age to build up a tolerance

This is great! The Day the Nazi Died

It's my party and I'll make one false move if I want to

Surprise!

The full 1987 film RoboCop rendered as the Cracker Barrel logo. Because nothing matters.

He doesn’t mince words. Holy sh…

THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (Netflix): I missed this when it bowed due to hip surgery, but this is a case of delayed gratification. Scary, involving, with writing that's witty and moves the plot. There's a case to be made for Mike Flanagan being the Quentin Tarantino of

Now that trump has D.C. locked down and is getting set to send the military to cities he doesn't like. I'd like to point out that the 2nd amendment bros are nowhere to be found. How many times? How many stupid arguments? Some chowderhead with his chest puffed out. "We need our

I always forget that the average person genuinely believes that Pedro Pascal is straight

Axe 🪓

I think the idea that Barry did, in fact, reboot the DCEU, turning it into the DCU, but sent all the original DCEU characters to the Batman and Robin universe is fucking hysterical.

"you dont fuck with no bush, no thick girls, no NOTHING?" "Woody, i only like respectable women, 100< pounds, flat stomach, small ass, hairless, wont kiss me after head. everyone else outside of that is a comically ugly fatty and deserves to be mocked relentlessly"

Now that feels like good trouble

I've never wanted to burn the American flag, but I've had a strong urge to burn a person wearing an American flag t-shirt. Is this still allowed?

Skull of your enemy and it's not close