Either women are capable of making adult decisions (including changing their minds) or they’re perpetual minors who need their choices audited after the fact. You can’t have both

Whatever happened to iNk? I hope she’s good

For the record, in terms of infrastructure and investment, AFCON 2027 in Kenya, Uganda and Tanzania will be the best AFCON ever hosted in history. I can't predict the football, but I know all about the organisation. You can bookmark this tweet.

Nigeria during AFCON just be like PO during last elections: “Respect the referee”, “respect the host nation”, “go to court”. Dear Nigerians, Senegal has shown you how to face a rigged and corrupt system. You only play by the rules when they are fair. When you’re not, you must

The argument isn't just that Nigerians are passive—it’s that they have weaponized "Resilience" as a psychological trap. ​In most parts of the world, resilience means the ability to recover from a blow. In the Nigerian context, it has been mutated into the ability to absorb

I often go back to these two tweets ✍️David Hundeyin

People who were struggling to cough up $7k for a basic Hublot before their appointment in 2023 are now blowing $250k on Richard Mille, yet some creepy-crawly human beings who can’t make out where their next meal will come from are coming out to say “he was already rich”.

Nothing quite captures Nigeria & Nigerians like this.

Nothing you say will justify someone having a 15 million naira watch and telling us to tighten our belts. Diezani that you guys drag till today was living that life while in govt, was she poor before she was appointed minister?

The anomaly Nigerians defend is mind boggling because Why in God’s name are you people justifying appointing a minister with zero experience in the portfolio with “he’s not the first” as an excuse. Do you understand how foolish you all sound?

You people overshare mostly to the detriment of your loved ones. Jesus!

Wait till you ask them what the treatment regimen they were on

Lol this argument quietly admits something uncomfortable. Men will sleep with you easily, but won’t build with you easily. That gap isn’t accidental. It’s the market giving feedback. And the feedback usually is "you are a good time, not a good investment"

Classism in Nigeria is just poverty with a microphone..

Damn! Some painful & unfiltered truths here. There’s nothing to add or remove

Might not be totally related but this is another chance to post this video. We might never make it as a nation 😂

There’s something wrong with caring more about what outsiders see than about what you experience. You’re complacent about jumping potopoto everyday but unsettled because people have now seen you jumping the potopoto. You value the image you want other people to have more than you

You accused GEJ of killing the youths of the North You closed down all the schools he built and converted many to mosques You funded terrorism and organized the biggest homecoming whenever they needed a sabbatical The north is not suffering. It's shaped exactly how their

Someone said “200m monkeys would have figured out how to power a nation by now” I thought of it for a moment and it ruined my morning.

Plenty noise as usual, no movement