Anyone who claims to like coconut water cannot be telling the truth. 😝

Me: *accidentally typed the wrong URL in Safari* Safari auto fill nav bar: [everyday, forever] https://www.faceboot.cum/ Me: [sigh]

Let’s do this: Step 1: Buy a 3D printer. Step 2: Use it to print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return original 3D printer. Ipso facto and alakazam— a free 3D printer.

Deleted Flipboard from iPhone and iPad. Too many contributors (who operate little publishing fiefdoms and censor commentary they don’t like) without journalistic integrity make it much like HuffPost, Forbes, BusinessInsider, et al. #flipboardpicks #Forbes

HGTV just ain’t real. Have you ever seen anyone on HGTV use a butter knife as a screwdriver?

Do iPhones And AirPods Cause Cancer? | Mac360 mac360.com/2019/03/do-iph…

Wil: Kate sent me out to buy some ‘Double B’ batteries for something she bought on Amazon. Been looking for almost 4 hours;17 stores and 3malls— beginning to think she just wanted to get rid of me for the night. I couldn’t even find ‘Double B’ batteries on Amazon. Kate: 😍

iShampoo? Or Galaxy Poo? mac360.com/2019/03/try-ap…

Wil: “Kate, what is 4,000 converted into Roman Numerals?” Me: “Mmmm...” Wil: “Excellent, Kate. Excellent!” Me:

App subscriptions are a big deal these days. Your salary’s work is just your employer’s monthly subscription of you.

Me: “Wil, honey, we need to work on our communication skills.” Wil: “You mean where I just listen to you and then do whatever you say?” Me: “That’s correct.”

Help one of the Apple community's members deal with a difficult medical problem. Mac360's Ron McElfresh needs to go to Mayo Clinic for treatment of a neuromuscular disorder and we want to help with expenses. Please help. gofundme.com/f/7a92n-medica…

Favorite Wi-Fi Network Names • The LAN Before Time • F.B.I. Surveillance Van • For Porn Use Only • Nacho Wi-Fi • Connect Here For Identity Theft • Stop Being A Wi-Fi Thief

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A sad farewell. Thanks for the memories, Ron. mac360.com/2020/02/thanks…

Yes, I am practicing ‘social distancing.’

Mom wants to know which App Store sanitizer app should be used on iPhone texts and email infected with Coronavirus. Oh, and is there a way to sanitize websites that might be infected. 😱😷

So, US airlines spend $50-billion to buy back stocks. Now they want $50-billion bailout from US government. What’s wrong with that picture?

Working on a chronology of my two-year ongoing battle with ALS. About halfway. More to com...