Mommy can’t talk right now she’s liquidating her assets for the Eras Tour

what is joe biden’s plan to get ticketmaster to unpause the queue #TSTheErasTour

Who’s in charge of Ticketmaster I’d like to have a word

It's almost Christmas so you know what that means... GIVEAWAY TIME 🎁 Retweet to win an autographed Patrick Mahomes II football! #WPMOYChallenge

Take my ankle instead.

Not enough people named Jacob going by cob imo

Defense is looking goooooooodddddd 🫡💨

KEEP THE MOMENTUM #ChiefsKingdom

Who is Dey?

Burrowhead, yeah?? Bye bye, Joey 💋

*me carrying 3 cases of beer* liquor store employee: do you need a nice guy to carry those for you? me: no thanks! I have one of those in the car :) employee: well…. What about a mean guy? *winks at me* me: I am my own mean guy

“All class from Kim Mulkey” ooooooooookayyyyy 😂😂😂

How I imagine TSA interviews go: “It’s 8:30pm, we have an influx of passengers, and 2 security checkpoints open. What do we do?” “Keep them both open for max efficiency?” “WRONG- close one AND all TSA pre check lanes!!”

Well I would have some unsportsmanlike conduct after that call as well Trav!

Kelce trying to sneak onto the field for a play is giving….

To every Vikings fan rooting for a Kirk Cousins trade who gave me GRIEF for saying he was overrated for YEARS: I would like a handwritten apology note please and thank you

he would be suuuuch a good real housewife

TEAM TT