“Meadow, get your fascinator, we’re goin to a pahty”

“You know what they say: if it aint broke, dont....break it”

“I say all the things very confidently”

“But mom sharing is caring” “Well I dont care”

I wasnt even in america when I got this text

One of MA’s comrades was in the bathroom while out to eat at a restaurant and asked a woman how she knew her cause she looked so familiar... she responded, “I’m your waitress.”

“Sorry my head is thinking its own thing” - MA trying to explain her nonsense

Saw mamma mia 2 with MA the other night.... the dual plot REALLY got the best of MA Halfway through the movie: “so are those two the same as the other two just in a different time?” “So which one is that?”

“Its tom bradys book......well he didnt write it but he read it”

“Whats the name of that song” “I like it” “I know me too” “No thats the name of the song”

“Oh Jizz McGrath is running the marathon?”..... It’s “Giz” not Jizz

“I listen to that song on netflix”

“Do you have a liquor preference for your espresso martini? We usually do vodka” “Can I just have it decaf?” Yes....decaf vodka

“My rules or the highway”

Explaining picnic and Cheryl to MA: “you should write her a thank you note”

“I saw this Nightingale travel nursing on facebook....so I put my information with katies work experience”

The 5 second rule of whether or not MA will understand a joke