This is the plot to The Phantom Menace, by the way

Hello sharks today I am asking for $500 000 to enjoy my summer

It shouldnt have even been in the fucking game in the first place. Fucking insane.

my head is genuinely on mars it’s gonna take a while to get over this

To miss out on UCL because we lost, I can accept. To miss out of UCL in that manner is totally unacceptable. The PGMO and the Premier League are an absolute disgrace. The standard of refereeing is at an all time low and are costing clubs millions. Yet they do nothing.

not to be dramatic but when i accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

All I wish for the world is a universal global AI collapse

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” bro I asked an ancient dragon who talks to me in riddles we're not the same

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

me when i watch revenge of the sith for the 387th time and anakin still turns to the dark side

i’m being pushed to the jar jar brink

second half of the year, Lord, a remontada pls.

((bro hasn't played peak. 💔

My hatred for our current version of AI is diabolical. It’s fucking built into apps so you’re literally using it every time you use a search function and pops up as the first result. And you assholes copy that result and stick it on here. And you keep asking GROK because you’re

me after being at work for 1 hour

Me and the password I made when I was 12

Another ref supporting Man U #ohdear