i feel so sorry for people with boyfriends like imagine having an awful day, you get home and there’s a man in your bed

i’m not nonverbal I just don’t have lines this episode

“And by the way… I’m going out tonight” I hum to myself as I grab my kindle and hot tea on the way to my bed

hate when you tell a hilarious story and then everyone’s like “omg im so sorry that happened to you?????” like get with the program honey we’re laughing about this

If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your jaw.

i’m sick of pretending people who run marathons aren’t mentally ill

Please be delicate with me I’m built like a Nature Valley bar

Might start signing off emails with ‘well I hope you’re happy’

Cleveland Guardians radio call overlay. What a moment for Lane Thomas with a grand slam off Tarik Skubal.

Kyle Manzardo goes deep to give the Guardians the lead!

unpopular opinion maybe but waking up to rain on a quiet weekend is quite literally the most magical thing in the world

men love saying let’s fucking go. yes. let’s fucking go to therapy big dog

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated 😭😭

A lot of people on this website are celebrating Deshaun Watson tearing his Achilles. There’s no “but” here. I just wanted to let you know in case you were missing out.

but that was my emotional support daylight

Ngl this whole dark at 5 pm thing is kinda making me lose my mind

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

If you play The Grinch backward, his heart shrinks after interacting with people and that’s a lot more accurate.