Can it be true R Y L A N ? Can it? #TheArchers #Eurovision2023

Sue, could you possibly join us in Ambridge as well please? I think we do need you. #TheArchers

If the truth be told, I am a little concerned that I haven’t heard back from R Y L A N yet. #TheArchers #Eurovision2023

Happy 97th Birthday Sir David Attenborough. We thought we would try again to make this happen (even if it’s just for one day). #SirDavidAttenborough #DavidAttenborough #allontheboard

Oh Oliver 💜 #TheArchers

For my own protection, my recollection of being kissed by a 17 year old boy has been plunged into the darkest depths of my memory, never to be revived. Mia, I’m here if you need to talk. #TheArchers

I have no comment at this time.

Is it me or is Will a bit…stupid? Actually don’t bother answering that. #TheArchers

Welcome to reality Emmur. Finally. #TheArchers

Oh dear. It seems that Rubiales’ mother has somewhat erroneously developed a rather significantly inflated opinion of herself. And that’s coming from me. #sniff

Just checked my crystal ball.… Ruth: Stella, you’re a lesbian. You must know about these things. Pop has a crush on a woman. What should we do? ….. Stella: Hi Pip. Your moron of a mother has just told me that you fancy me and incredibly hasn’t managed to work out that it’s me.

Emma. It’s on the website dear. ON THE WEBSITE. #thearchers

#bemoresnell It has quite the ring to it, don’t you agree?

Room to let. Bed and breakfast. I do NOT offer lunches. Sniff. Wastebasket emptied on Tuesdays. Must like high standards, high literature and highly competent people. No time wasters or Eddies. #thearchers

Would it too much to expect a Trigger Warning before Saint Shula turns up spouting on about all the good work she’s doing. On. And on. And on. #thearchers

Harry. The living example of less is more. The less we have to listen to this sap, the better. #TheArchers

Commuting. I’ve had such a great idea for trains and tubes. I think if the people on the train let the people on the platform onto the train first, then there’d be more space on the platform for the people getting off. Seems people are adopting my idea already.

Oh Kenton Archer aren’t you just the loveliest man. Except for my dear Robert who I hope will return to his previous jovial self soon. #TheArchers

With much excitement, please meet my hedgehog. Now don’t laugh. You’ll know when. #wildlife #hedgehogs

FOR GOODNESS SAKE SHUT UP TONY. PLEASE. #TheArchers