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In all seriousness, Rory is a baby.

Drake Baldwin is his generation’s greatest takesman. The last time I was at Truist, he banged on Cybertrucks. Today, he said that his favorite movie is “Django Unchained.” Lifetime contract, now.

need a photoshop of hatton in a bane mask. you merely adopted anger on the golf course. he was born in it. molded by it.

Good luck tomorrow to former Sanderson champ Sam Burns trying for his second major.

The judge should decree that Wyndham Clark has to be Fred Perpall’s butler.

“Governor, how much trust do you put in a man who shuns rotisserie chickens?”

If you’re not rooting for J.J. Spaun, you’re a cop.

Holy crap, J.J. Spaun is a killer

at your niece’s dance recital:

In hindsight, that might’ve been the weirdest U.S. Open in memory. ✅ J.J. Spaun wins ✅ Rory whines about media coverage ✅ Wyndham Clark goes full January 6th on the Oakmont locker room ✅ Possible future president with P.J. and LaMagna

J.J. Spaun’s wife with big “happy for J.J. but I don’t even really like golf” energy.

Seeing the mailman arrive and hoping against hope that Dad sent money for the rent

Congrats to Jay Monahan on his upcoming job as a reverse mortgage TV spokesman.

Two immediate reactions. First, the “includes the best players in the world” thing sounds like he wants to figure out the LIV-Tour arrangement soon. Second, the final paragraph sounds like he thinks the players have been wielding too much power.

This man is an NPC, excited for the side quests he will dole out.

Monahan looks like a Ba’ath Party delegate snapping a quick pic with Saddam Hussein on his way into the 1979 party conference.

Your move Rory McIlroy

Good morning to the newborn “Connor McDavid can’t win the big one” narrative. May its days be blessed.