saturdays are for mutual orgasms

have you even lived if you’ve never eaten an entire rotisserie chicken with nothing but your bare hands???

pray for me. tummy ache

organizing the dreaded cable drawer. you know… that drawer that has 13 usb-c’s you don’t remember acquiring. wish me luck

I desperately need to find a market that has a variety of cheeses or I might wither

I’m going to get super cute and shoot some nudes today, that’s the plan 😚❤️

I ask myself constantly why people from my past are so desperate to be a part of my current life despite the fact that I no longer hold space for their bullshit. Surely I’m not that interesting?

tired of these companies wanting a piece of my pie. no, you can’t clone my vagina, use my image and likeness, take all the profits, AND have me promote your company to my fanbase. all for the bragging rights that I have some cheap generic pocket pussy? these companies are scams!

red pill or the blue pill

I choose cum

damn everyone really wants anal huh