A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say "go on, it's ok!" and the little girl shuffled up to me and said "ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?" Im dying

My 4-yr old was sitting on my lap and she felt the baby kick her in the back. She immediately started crying about the baby kicking her. This baby isn't even born and they are already fighting. God help me.

My 5yo can't drive her pretend car because she can't find her driver's license that she made out of cardboard. She's stressing because she doesn't know how she's going to take her babies to the park. Her pretend play is too real. I'm stressing with her.

My mom complained that she gained five pounds over the weekend and without skipping a beat, my dad said, "I saw the grandkids messing with the scale. I'll fix it." Pretty sure I saw my husband taking notes.

my boyfriend told me that when we started talking he saw i tweeted about how i'd fall in love when i met a man who didn't use 3-in-1 shampoo, so he went to the store THAT night to buy shampoo and conditioner bc "he didn't want to risk it" Imaooo

My friend drunk called her boyfriend while he was dead asleep at 3am bc she didn't feel good and he drove over an hour to come pick her up bc "he didn't want her going to bed upset." He wasn't even annoyed or mad in the slightest bit. It was the most pure thing l ever witnessed.

some boy just walked up to me in art and said "really beautiful" and i thought he was talking about my art so i said "thanks i'm almost finished" and he said "oh no i was talking about you" WHAT THE FUCK🥺🥺

My parents have been separated for 4 years & divorced for 2 & my dad still buys her gifts on her birthday, Mother's Day, V-Day & Christmas when I asked him why he said "because she gave me three beautiful kids and no gift could match that but want to try"😭😭😭

my boyfriend got into my car and 5 minutes later my younger sister said "I just think it's funny how you haven't complimented my very beautiful sister who spent time doing her makeup and picking out her outfit yet" someone tell her to relax.😂😭

So l got pulled over last night for not having my headlights on while driving (I know I'm dumb af) and the cop was like, "Show me you know how to turn on your headlights." My stupid self turned on the windshield wipers and was like, "Oh shit."😭😭

So my sister and I were wedding dress shopping today and she tried on a dress that was originally $1,500 but was supposed to be on sale for $999, but whoever marked it forgot one of the 9's so my sister got her dress for $99. Also, someone is getting fired today.

my parents have access to mine & my brother's bank accounts & accidentally took money out of my brother's savings instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says "you can't talk to me like that in my house"😭😭

I texted my husband "I want pizza but I need to go to the gym" in the hopes that he would try and steer me back on the right path and motivate me to go to the gym. But instead he replied "Same, let's get pizza" and so yes it is true that marriage makes you fat.

The silliest thing I've ever done for a man was pretend to be athletic. I lied and told him I was jogging somewhere and he was like "omg that's so close to me, jog to me" but I was in bed. So l put on a workout outfit, took and Uber a block away and pretended to jog up to him.

12 years ago, I talked to a stranger at a bar for over 3 hours. He said goodbye and nothing more when I left. In the parking lot I got angry. I stormed back in and yelled at him for not asking for my phone number. We're married now.

while bartending today, a guy comes in, hands me $40 & says "a woman in a green hat & black shirt is coming in later that's a FOX. tell her drinks on me." later she comes in & i tell her about it. she starts laughing & says "that was my husband" if that ain't goals idk what is

I went to burger king on my lunch break & the cashier turned my drink upside down & spilled it everywhere & she said "oh f*ck my bad i used to work at dairy queen" & im still laughing about it LMAO.

My niece asked me to unlock my phone so she could watch cartoon on my phone, I didn't answer her, next thing she took my phone out of the room and I was looking for her. Just guess where I found this babe? In front of our family portrait, trying to unlock my phone with my

Me and my bf arguinging the whole day , so while he's asleep in my bed, l go sleep in the living room, I wake up to this man 6'3 laying on the floor beside the couch asleep w/ a small blanket (to talking bout "IK u ain't want to sleep with me but l ain't gonna let u sleep alone

i'm lifeguarding and i just witnessed an 8yr old girl tell this boy that they can't be together because he has a phone and she doesn't, he then threw his phone in the dive pool and said "nothing can keep me from you". this generation loves so hard wow.