as a girl i should be allowed to speak to the moon directly

leo, speak to a libra.

nice dick. did u grow it urself?

beyoncé on tour?!?!!! oh i’m going broke

i don’t wanna be ur friend, i wanna kiss ur neck 😞

crying time

gotta stop accidentally falling in love so easily

This is exactly what I mean when I say I want to make out

Women love it when you’re a little gay

my friends seeing me at my literal insanest and still loving me thru it is so brave of them

If I was attracted to a blonde man I’d keep that to myself

how it feels to leave the house after 5pm

trying to participate in the front seat conversation when you’re in the back seat

me if there was an award for not being able to like things a normal amount

you could ask a man for nothing n he still wouldn’t have it

My dick hurts