#stimulants

Just found out you can just get a patio beer in between classes and absolutely no one can stop you

Ordered an old fashion and it came out like this… the powder is the bitters😭 wtf are we doing in the big ‘26 dude

Hungover beyond belief walking into the gates of hell to retrieve the golden nectar ($1.50 kolaches)

I’m really not fucking with this Jeffery Epstein guy lately

Might take an adderall to play clash and organize my home screen apps

“And now make the test only have questions that weren’t on the review”

The social network is a top 10 movie of all time

Death, taxes, Deli

Gonna drink beer and listen to Rainbow Kitten Surprise on my patio today if anyone wants to join

USA Hockey bending over Slovakia✅ Beer✅ Pizza✅ Cheese balls✅ Netanyahu I dare you to try and stop me and Adam Davies today!

About to start frat flicking so hard on the elly

Never kill yourself. Instead, try betting on sword fighting MMA with your boys

Wife convinced me to do hotworks this morning (not fun at all) and sweated out 5 days worth of booze and weed and then replaced it with a 20 mg Adderall and I think I could run a medium sized African country rn

Idk why everyone is complaining about global warming this weather in February is awesome

Same guys that fail math class will blurt out the craziest statistical analysis you’ve ever heard and be 100% right #Rounders

Me and my dates😛😍

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This is the worst hangover of my life I can’t even form a thought i’m such a fucking chud i hate my fucking chud fucking life

She’s getting an IUD