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Apparently my best friend in high school, who used to mock me for possibly* being bisexual (*I didn’t have the courage to consider it yet) now uses they/them pronouns. Growth, I guess?

earth and air signs be like “who needs conflict resolution when you could just never speak to that person ever again?”

Sometimes I miss living with people because I like cooking for others but it fades when I sit down to eat in silence while I read

Hard liquor gets a bad rap but y’all wanna know who the real villain is? CHAMPAGNE.

Psychiatrist: now that it’s been a month on the new medication how have you been feeling? Me: I forgot Psych: you forgot your depression? That’s great! Me: no, I forgot the medication until just now

You can get an STD after 1 body or 20 bodies. Activity =\= health. Get tested regularly and don’t be a weirdo

prayer circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 abolish the 5 🕯 day work week 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

One of my best friends is getting engaged in Salem this weekend and I smile every time I think about it 🥲🥰

Just discovered a course called “ethical hacking” at my school and I am seeing my next step into living my dream life as a knockoff Lisbeth salander.

Did this last night 😅

guys be so hot n then they cut their fking hair 😐

Virgo: “i want to fall in love, but I’m bored of everyone i meet.”

Wow it sure gets dark early these days huh?

Seeing if I enjoy being on Twitter again since I’ve got fuck all else to be doing with my time and sometimes I’m entertaining 🙃

Me filming content: smiling, waving, “hi future me, sorry you have to edit this” Me editing later: thanks bitch.

Me trying to figure out what untagged, no location, bars y’all are in on IG stories so I don’t go there 👀