Have the feeling today is going to be a shitshow...Just spent 5 minutes looking for my bra to put on for work.... Until I realized I was already wearing it. Hooooboy, better buckle up.

#BritFloyd tonight at Royal Arena

Leader John Thune This isn’t the Schumer shutdown. You control both chambers, the White House and Judiciary. You of all people know you don’t need a single Democratic vote in the House. Talk to YOUR House colleagues, sir. You are willfully lying to the American people.

This made me laugh!

I got a co-worker smashed the night before his wedding, shipped him off to Vegas and he woke up in a hotel on the strip, without his wallet, used condoms on the floor and no memory of how he got there. JJ in NH did I do it right? :D

Hurrah! Vi betalte vores huslån af!

Nope. NOPE OH HELL NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. FUCK THOSE STAIRS.

On the ground in Ireland. Here's to a good trip!

Sitting at the bar here in Ireland, and almost all the guys are bringing their pints of beer with them into the bathroom. Are you that afraid someone's gonna dump it out or?

Some folks will get it.

Voted today in Denmark. I swear the ballot gets longer every time. Me, trying to find the end of the two ballots I received:

philip lewis

You will kill your dad if you convince him not to do chemo. Your Sincerely, A brother who’s mother killed his sister doing the same thing

Wordle 1,628 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Chocolate buns for the handball club's cafeteria stand. I think they'll go quick.

Work trip in Germany. Maaaaan my German is rusty. Last time I was in a German language class, there was still a BRD and a DDR.

Me at work today, when someone wants to argue with me about a procedure I WROTE...

Are yall at these #NoKings protests registering people to vote? Are yall coming to the realization that the Democratic Base knows what they're talking about? Are yall planning to elect a Democratic #VetoProofMajority in November? If not, then yall are wasting time 🤷🏾‍♂️