Little kids are so annoying like honestly just eat the crust from your sandwich it’s not going to kill you

Having a bother is so fun like one minute you’re just pretending to fight him and then the next minute he actually punches you in the face

I guess I’m just kind of having an issue right now with our society being so okay with violence and then having to deal with the effects of that daily working with children trying to teach them why they can’t be violent adults in the world but then the world telling them they can

how do i formally challenge the supreme court to a fistfight

Today is not Nathan Fielder’s birthday.

Warriors coach Steve Kerr spoke about the mass shooting at a school in Uvalde, Texas. (via Golden State Warriors)

God please hold those babies so tight tonight 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😓

Let me be very clear: This ruling changes nothing in Minnesota today, tomorrow, or as long as I am governor. We will not turn back the clock on reproductive rights.

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

Me: do I have to pay my student loans on Sept 1 or not US Govt: it’s surprise 😝

grief never goes away. the loss of someone’s presence simply becomes easier to accept with time. just because you accept this loss, it doesn’t mean it hurts less. things will remind you of them - it’s okay to cry or feel sad no matter how long it’s been.

So we’re all watching C-SPAN at 11pm on a Friday night huh

Happy international Women’s Day

Minnesota, WE DID IT!! Universal school meals passes the Senate and now heads to Governor Tim Walz for his signature. Thank you to bill authors Sydney Jordan and Heather Gustafson and everyone else who made this historic day possible! Our kids deserve it. #mnleg #FreeSchoolMeals

As a former teacher, I know firsthand that kids can’t learn on an empty stomach. When universal school meals reaches my desk — a historic, bipartisan bill — I’ll be proud to sign it into law.