Why even bother adjusting clocks, when half the population is still stuck in the Civil War?

Just imagine if Will Smith had gotten up to hit Chris Rock and then the camera had cut out and didn't come back until Will won the Oscar and he gave the same speech. You'd want someone to investigate the missing tape, right? NOW IMAGINE WILL SMITH WAS LAUNCHING A COUP

If you're not wearing a mask, you've exposed your true self.

We’re back to mandatory N95s in the hospital and y’all out here literally singing about being able to cough on each other on planes. I’m so goddamn tired.

My 6 y/o watching Paw Patrol: “now that’s what I call an ultimate rescue”

We are living in multiple "worst case scenario" situations and people are all WHEEEE I'm going on a vacay give me ideas of places to go on my trip along with maskless pics at indoor parties and restaurants. Everything is off the rails nuts and it's making my brain explode

Every time I stop and think about it: 5 religious extremists, 3 appointed by a credibly accused rapist, and 2 credibly accused of assaulting women themselves, have unilaterally made a decision, against public opinion,which effects every woman and girl. Mind boggling insanity.

The GOP is now the party that locks up pregnant people who cross state lines to get an abortion and cheers on guys like Kyle Rittenhouse who cross state lines to commit mass murder.

Let's be honest. The people that truly put the "beautiful" in the beautiful game are the fans! So it was an honor to be a part of the journey for Target's hometown team, Minnesota United FC, this season and I wish them the best of luck in the #MLSCupPlayoffs!

Visited a local creek in East Palestine today. These waterways are still very polluted. It’s time for Norfolk Southern to finish the cleanup. Check this video out:

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY WE'RE GONNA SHOW THE KIT TO YOU 6 PM CT 📍 Allianz Field 🔗 mnufc.com

Inspired by the bold colors & dynamic movement of the world's greatest light show. #MNUFC x adidas Football present The Northern Lights Kit

this team tho ❤️

Wow. The new Mandalorian episode was oooooff. 🙄

Is something up w the Apple+ exposure/picture for tonight’s MNUFCvPOR match? It’s really dim. Or did Portland only turn on half of the stadium lights? #mnufc

The World Cup is better with friends 🫶 Join us tomorrow night for another Women's World Cup watch party, hosted by #MNUFC and Target. Featuring free ice cream, snacks, games, giveaways, and more!

Dear Ethel, The Battle of Montgomery is lost. After our surprise attack against the guard, the enemy brought reinforcements. Cletus lost his tooth, Jebediah took a chair to the head, and Agnes was tossed in the river. Send bail money. Love always, Chadburne #2dCivilWarLetters