one day i will figure out how to exit the iPhone emoji keyboard

it’s innovation week at work, i have a bug fix outstanding and i’m going on holiday on friday so need to pre plan a feature release for while i’m away. oh and i can’t find my passport. halp 🫠

i have bid for an upgrade to business class, please send your thoughts and prayers 🤲

THIS + 20 days of relaxation 😎

it's my first day back at work after 4 weeks off, and i got a promotion 🎉🥲

what have i done to deserve being spammed with so much nft shite recently 😭

so many things, so little time

what do we think people. $170 for a usb heated mug is a bit pricey eh?

i nearly died laughing reading these out

woke up to see blink-182 are touring again with tom delonge 😱

nothing makes me feel robbed like being sick at the weekend when it’s sunny outside 😑

the online queue for blink tickets is killing me rn 😓

i am so done with being an adult.

goes to ikea for new coasters. leaves ikea with a king size bed frame, a garden chair, cushions, coffee cups and… no coasters.

i’ve been watching so many documentaries about sharks lately A 🤖 wrote this for me: tweethunter.io/generate-tweet… 🤯

ok this one is actually bang-on

.cassidy { display: haunted; }

love it, love it, love it

the thinking face emoji is so patronising.🤔

Had a go at making gradient patterns this evening and remembered how much I enjoy tinkering with CSS