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The Loser Chronicles

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A compendium of world-class failures, misfits, fools
& f#@k-ups from all walks of life - real life, fiction and somewhere in between.

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Elon Musk a loser? How can I take you or this loser endeavor of yours seriously when you brand the real-life version of billionaire industrialist/Superhero Tony Stark a loser? Let’s unpack. buff.ly/45eQMEZ

Elon Musk a loser? How can I take you or this loser endeavor of yours seriously when you brand the real-life version of billionaire industrialist/Superhero Tony Stark a loser? Let’s unpack. buff.ly/45eQMEZ
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Choo Choo Coleman: NY Mets Catcher Who Represented an Era of Endearing Ineptitude. The quintessential “loveable loser” from the team that indelibly and forever defined the category (sorry, Cubs fans). buff.ly/44U2aX7 This Day in Mets History SNY Mets Jerry Seinfeld Jon Stewart

Choo Choo Coleman: NY Mets Catcher Who Represented an Era of Endearing Ineptitude. 
The quintessential “loveable loser” from the team that indelibly and forever defined the category (sorry, Cubs fans). 
buff.ly/44U2aX7 <a href="/NYMhistory/">This Day in Mets History</a>  <a href="/SNY_Mets/">SNY Mets</a>  <a href="/JerrySeinfeld/">Jerry Seinfeld</a>  <a href="/jonstewart/">Jon Stewart</a>
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Brand someone a total/born/sore loser and he or she is written off, dismissed, forgotten. The Loser Chronicles provides fresh perspectives on a rich assortment of misfits, failures, fools and fuckups through history. buff.ly/3qslgEN

Brand someone a total/born/sore loser and he or she is written off, dismissed, forgotten.  The Loser Chronicles provides fresh perspectives on a rich assortment of misfits, failures, fools and fuckups through history. buff.ly/3qslgEN
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Many people I know are absolutely brilliant on just about everything under the sun. How do I know? Because of the breadth of their (unsolicited) advice – the deep and varied life experiences and hard-won insights they’re only too eager to “share.” buff.ly/44Wg2QK

Many people I know are absolutely brilliant on just about everything under the sun.  How do I know? Because of the breadth of their (unsolicited) advice – the deep and varied life experiences and hard-won insights they’re only too eager to “share.” buff.ly/44Wg2QK
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A software developer, a Lacanian psychoanalyst, and an improv comedian walked into a bar in Berkley…It sounds like the set-up to a joke, but it’s essentially the “origin story” of PeerHealth, a digital behavioral health company founded in 2021 shorturl.at/jotQU

A software developer, a Lacanian psychoanalyst, and an improv comedian walked into a bar in Berkley…It sounds like the set-up to a joke, but it’s essentially the “origin story” of PeerHealth, a digital behavioral health company founded in 2021  shorturl.at/jotQU
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This post combines three of my least favorite things: heat, insects, and the end of civilization as we know it. But bear with me, there are some laughs at the bottom of the ravine.

This post combines three of my least favorite things: heat, insects, and the end of civilization as we know it. But bear with me, there are some laughs at the bottom of the ravine.
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You could show me pictures of me at 15 and tell me stories when the grass was so green, but nothing brings it all back - what I was feeling and thinking, or not feeling and thinking - as vividly as the 17 songs on this timeless album. The Who

You could show me pictures of me at 15 and tell me stories when the grass was so green, but nothing brings it all back - what I was feeling and thinking, or not feeling and thinking - as vividly as the 17 songs on this timeless album. <a href="/TheWho/">The Who</a>
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As the latest campaign in the forever #WarOnChristmas grinds on for another season, the #WarOnHanukkah rages, with arguably more broad-based intensity, but with relatively little media coverage or coordinated push-back. theloserchronicles.substack.com/p/the-war-on-h…

As the latest campaign in the forever #WarOnChristmas grinds on for another season, the #WarOnHanukkah rages, with arguably more broad-based intensity, but with relatively little media coverage or coordinated push-back. theloserchronicles.substack.com/p/the-war-on-h…
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16 #SuperBowl58 predictions: 1. Usher’s half-time show will be better than the Black Eyed Peas & Maroon 5, but not as good as watching Taylor Swift in the exec ste. singing to “You Make Me Wanna” while dodging a stark raving naked Jason Kelce. theloserchronicles.substack.com/p/victoria-got…

16 #SuperBowl58 predictions: 1. Usher’s half-time show will be better than the Black Eyed Peas &amp; Maroon 5, but not as good as watching <a href="/taylorswift13/">Taylor Swift</a>  in the exec ste. singing to “You Make Me Wanna” while dodging a stark raving naked Jason Kelce.
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Legendary sports reporter comes out of retirement to make 16 predictions re #SuperBowl. #6: frst commercial to completely suck: Toss up between Popeyes and Hellman’s Mayonnaise - a combined $14 million spent hawking bad cholesterol. theloserchronicles.substack.com/p/victoria-got…

Legendary sports reporter comes out of retirement to make 16 predictions re #SuperBowl. #6: frst commercial to completely suck: Toss up between Popeyes and Hellman’s Mayonnaise - a combined $14 million spent hawking bad cholesterol. theloserchronicles.substack.com/p/victoria-got…
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#SuperBowlLVIII Predictions: Time Taylor Swift is on camera: 32 seconds. % of 8-12 yr old girls who go to school on Monday sleep-deprived and unprepared to learn: 65% % of MAGA nation that wakes up sleep-deprived due to all-night rage-tweeting: 100%. shorturl.at/djkDM

#SuperBowlLVIII Predictions: Time <a href="/taylorswift13/">Taylor Swift</a> is on camera: 32 seconds. % of 8-12 yr old girls who go to school on Monday sleep-deprived and unprepared to learn: 65% % of MAGA nation that wakes up sleep-deprived due to all-night rage-tweeting: 100%. shorturl.at/djkDM
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Cal Naismith, the org's Pres.: "Our athletes have trained year-round for the event. The ability to strike an ass measuring 18-24 inches across and find your mark consistently over some three hours...requires extraordinary athleticism and discipline." tinyurl.com/3c6v4s4u

Cal Naismith, the org's Pres.: "Our athletes have trained year-round for the event. The  ability to strike an ass measuring 18-24 inches across and find your mark consistently over some three hours...requires extraordinary athleticism and discipline." tinyurl.com/3c6v4s4u
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A coach on the day of the big game settles your nerves and gets you focused by emphasizing the habits and principles that got you there. Establish a cadence, go with the flow, commit to the grind. #ElectionDay #electionday2024 tinyurl.com/2ez3s549

A coach on the day of the big game settles your nerves and gets you focused by emphasizing the habits and principles that got you there. Establish a cadence, go with the flow, commit to the grind. #ElectionDay  #electionday2024  tinyurl.com/2ez3s549
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When 6 fierce-looking men from a region in Afghanistan clad in elaborate ethnic garb, reeking of sweat and livestock sat down for a light bite at the Rack and Loin, a S&M-themed topless bar on Manhattan’s W. Side, they didn’t expect it to turn into a near international incident.

When 6 fierce-looking men from a region in Afghanistan clad in elaborate ethnic garb, reeking of sweat and livestock sat down for a light bite at the Rack and Loin, a S&amp;M-themed topless bar on Manhattan’s W. Side, they didn’t expect it to turn into a near international incident.