‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-prev…

Just for the record, I knew it would be this bad if he was voted in again

An immigrant doesn’t stand between you and a good job. A billionaire does.

Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money theonion.com/trump-assures-…

Redacted States of America

2026 Pro Bowl Bound! #NEXTLEVEL | 🦅

"The rights of men don't change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do." Let that sink in.

“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.” — Mark Twain

I will never understand, not for as long as I live, how January 6th, 2021 wasn’t the end of Donald Trump’s political career.

2026.

Donald Trump is the worst president in history.

Americans really need to start acting French right about now

This couldn’t be more accurate…

The first time Charlie Chaplin spoke onscreen, he implored the people of the world to resist the rising tide of fascism. Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.

New column today: zeteo.com/p/trump-us-reg…

The lack of empathy in this country is depressing