Imagine explaining to someone that your weekend consisted entirely of rearranging furniture and arguing with your own brain.

I woke up today with a plan. By 9:15, that plan had politely retired without explanation.

I spend 30% of my time being productive, and 70% worrying about not being productive enough. Perfect balance.

I was going to make a to-do list. Then I realized I could just sit here and think about making one. Same result.

I want to be taken seriously, but not so seriously that anyone stops laughing at my bad decisions.

I spent twenty minutes looking for my phone while holding my phone. Peak human achievement unlocked.

I want to be someone who remembers things. Today, I am someone who Googles how to spell "necessary" three times..

What the hell is that fruit passionate about anyway?

Alright, I'm gonna start swinging... Help me out here: You are in high school. What color do you pick for your Math Notebook?

i don't mind trans people, i just hate when they shove it down my throat and slap me around a little and spit on me and call me names and

LIVE: Time to go over the Game Awards nominees and pretend I have authority. After that: pure cozy vibes with Leaf It Alone because my brain is tired and so am I. Come say hi before I vanish for a week. twitch.tv/LordPythas

Alright folks! Friendly reminder that I'll be traveling this week and won't be able to stream! Big oof. I'll be back next Wednesday though! Stay tuned!

Bad news gang! I was headed to Ohio but accidentally slipped into Silent Hill! Lol whoopsie! I'll get back on track after I face thr physical manifestation of my guilt and self loathing! Brb

I. HAVE. ARRIVED. after 18 hours and one flat tire, I have finally arrived in Cincinnati! And the best part, Im staying on the Kentucky side! Hahahaha, suck it Ohio!

Tonight we’re doing a full SB-SN segment (yes, cursed items are back), and then starting Dispatch — Episodes 1 through 4. It’s my first stream since the trip, let’s get back into the chaos. twitch.tv/LordPythas

LIVE: SB-SN returns! Then we’re diving into Dispatch, the episodic superhero narrative game everyone’s talking about. Cozy vibes. Big choices. Zero brain cells. twitch.tv/LordPythas

My big-boy job has officially cucked my normal schedule, so I’ll be going live a little earlier tomorrow. Stream starts at 5:30 Eastern instead of 6:30. Come watch me cram a show into the 90 free minutes corporate America graciously allows me.