How do these stories always find their way to your desk?

Slowly realizing that in terms of smart phones, BlackBerry was the perfect blend without doing too much

Does he look rich or is he white

Declan Rice just win us a trophy, the conversations I will have you in will be blasphemous

this is a lie, bolaji is a fine woman.

I’ll put Norgaard in conversations so crazy that even he will be confused

Once again, this is wrong. Exposing this man in a lawless country controlled by terrorists is WRONG. Can’t we be strategic for once? The DSS are currently conducting an investigation on him— his family, work, residence, etc. They have tapped his phone. His life is at risk.

Nigerians think everything is joke,WE ARE AT W@R,what started as nyanya b@mb blast has resulted to the president ordering that the military and police should start recruiting more young men to join the force

A lot of people who are social media bullies are actually timid as fuck in real life.

I don’t even know why young Arsenal fans whose era of mediocrity was Unai Emery are trying to gatekeep the fandom. Your suffering isn’t even pure enough to do that. Stop trying to ask for everyone’s credentials because Arsenal has always been culturally relevant.

How did we get here?

There’s no way this isn’t a failed state

Only The real ones know Spike been a Gooner!

This is another mentally disturbed riff raff that Nigerians made feel important.

Respect this level of petty.

Now I know where Eze got his celebration from!

Little girl narrates her h0rrify!ng experience with bndts in Kogi State yesterday, revealing that she watched someone drop d3d right before her eyes. 💔

Lol our backyard o But Lagos is the “standard”

I’m afraid this cannot be beaten. 🤷‍♂️ Coral | #ad

There was one I saw here in Lagos, I almost forgot how to speak English. The beauty of the Lady was mesmerizing. Indian women I have seen both on line and in real life are gems.