It's Chinese New Year and the first day of Black History Month?

Why is it that the rudest guys at the gym always have the worst form

just want to thank SOFI TUKKER for waving back from their boat to my silly ass jumping up and down across the venue at #UltraMiami

gf: "you're such a good writer" me: "i am?" gf: "yeah i cant write bullshit this well"

Why make your arms bigger when you can make your sleeves smaller

Only in SF can you see a guy pulling a dime in a stack overflow shirt

dogs finding the perfect place to poop is like humans finding the perfect youtube video for lunch

My dog willingly goes into his crate when I workout cause he hates house music

Put on the Naruto soundtrack and get to work

Yo Ben & Jerry's i think you owe me a core

Yo Amazon chill i don't need a monthly subscription of toe spreaders

Wordle in 2

I miss being tan

So happy I'm at the point in life where Avril Lavigne gets put in my Spotify discover weekly

I understand why people smoke cigarettes now

2023 will be the year of no bad reps

I need more AI Drake in my life

Tiesto signing the pole position tire is the most Miami shit I've ever seen #MiamiGP

crazy how good/bad music can sound depending on your mood