GRANDFATHER CLOCK DAVID SEAMAN FACT #THEMASKEDSINGERUK

EVEN HIS GUFFS LEAN IN 15 #LEANIN15

BREAKING NEWS: MEN DID NOT KICK BALL IN NET.

NICE WEATHER… IF YOU A DUCK! #SARCASM

BRUSSEL SPROUTS. GET OUTS. NO ONE WANT YOU. BRUSSEL SPROUTS. “ME RATHER EAT GROUT” THIS SOUND LIKE YOU? BRUSSEL SPROUTS. MAYBE THIS YOUR YEAR. SPROUTS HAVE HEART. SPROUTS SHED TEAR. BRUSSEL SPROUTS. ME FEEL FOR YOU. BUT YOU DO TASTE LIKE POO. THIS A POEM OF BRUSSEL SPROUTS.

THIS ESCALOPOGIST STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE IN HIS VT HE GOT NO CHANCE IN THE LIVE ONE! #BGT

BLIMEY IT BE A LOT SAFER IF YOU DIDN’T DO IT IN THE WATER, MATE, YOU SILLY #BGT

OH COME OFF IT YOU ASKING FOR IT NOW WHO DROPPED THE BLOOMIN’ BICS IN THERE? #BGT

NEED GET DIMMER SWITCH IN HIDEAWAY ASAP #LOVEISLAND #TOOBRIGHT #SOBRIGHT #TOOBRIGHTINMYEYES #ROMANTICLIGHTING

JOKE: WHY THE MAN BUY A CLOWN TOILET? FOR THE SH*TS AND THE G*GGLES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH #JOKE #CURRENTAFFAIRS

EVERYONE CALLED FLIPPING STEVE! #ESCAPETOTHECHATEAU

MATT HANDSTING! #IMACELEB

IF YOU NOT COUGHING RIGHT NOW WHAT YOU EVEN DOING? #COUGHTREND

COMING UP BRIT AWARDS: STORMZY PERFORMZY #Brits2023 #stormzy

NEWS: THEY GETTING RID OF LILT. THIS A JOKE OR SOMETHING YOU HAVING A LAUGH, MATE? #LILT #GOODBYEMYLOVER

RED SKY AT NIGHT SHEPHERD DELIGHT. RED SKY IN MORNING SHEPHERD PIE FOR DINNER. #WISDOM

CONGRATULATION! IT A PANCAKE! #PANCAKEBIRTH

TODAY SHROVE TUESDAY WHERE WE THANK THE SHROVES FOR ALL THEY DO FOR US. LOVE YOU SHROVE XOXOXO #SHROVETIESDAY

WHAT CORONATION STREET BIGGEST BAD BOY ROY GONE GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO NOW? #PRISONROY #BADBOYROY4LYFE

THE WIND PROPER GUFFING TODAY #GUFFYWIND