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What dis? Oil with no seeds?

Brian digs through the archives to uncover the unmatched aesthetics from before the world was ravaged with toxic seed oils. At LoLa Oil, we are not just selling a DTC product to upper middle class health conscious Americans, we have a plan to solve this problem at global scale.

Our new website is live We are going to keep beautiful people feeling energized and looking beautiful But we are also going to end obesity and seed oils everywhere -- because you deserve to only see beautiful people EVERYWHERE you go We're not Masa... lolaoil.com

Remember, the right wing media hates you just as much as the left wing. When it comes to health and diet, just assume everyone is a scammer -- your world is deeply broken, so for now, you have to verify everything yourself.

A lot of people have been asking why we haven't started taking orders yet now that batch 1 is finished. We have the test data on the coconut oil and the macadamia oil so it's basic arithmetic to know blend, but we like to be thorough: only dropping once the blend is tested too!

Monday the 31st Mark your calendar and make sure you are following us 👀 The first real shot in the great battle against toxic seed oils Is about to be fired 🚀

Good afternoon, LoLa Oil is live. You can now purchase the world's healthiest pourable, liquid oil. A perfect US-blended mix of 75% macadamia oil with 25% flavorless coconut oil. Beats avocado and olive oil hands down! lolaoil.com

There's a reason we maxed out the saturated fat within a room temperature liquid oil! SCD1! Look out for better explanations of why this matters on our website in the coming weeks. And shout out to the SCD1 OG, FireInABottle

Remember, everyone is a scammer Most of the people trying to sell anti-seed-oil products are doing so out of a place of fear and scarcity They can do nothing to advance the world, the non serious affinity scammers, they can only slow me down

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"We" have to figure it out? Collectivism is what brought us seed oils. People who tawk brought us seed oils. Non-serious engineers brought us seed oils. Only serious engineers, capable of combining analytical thought with a love for solving problems FOR HUMANS, can fix this

We tried to warn you 🤷‍♂️

"Busted out the Lola tonight Fantastic!" Glad you like it, Rob Hamilton, the optimized blend of 25% ketone-promoting high-temp, flavorless, coconut oil and 75% macadamia oil will keep your brain sharp, friends & family healthy, and AnchorWatch code secure.🤝 lolaoil.com

It was really good!

True That's why we made LoLa Oil Pretty much the opposite of this

We are giving away free trial bottles? I had no idea! Just saw while browsing the insta. We probably should have done one of those twitter growth hacks where we ask you to "like and RT," but if you use the free sample code, nothing's stopping you from doing so. Just sayin 🤷‍♂️

Should we partner with Steak 'n Shake and El Salvador to fix the seed oil problem GLOBALLY? 🤔 ☣️ Pleb Kruse = BTC foundationalist in exile 🟩🔆 Stacy Herbert 🇸🇻🚀 x.com/DeltaClimbs/st…

Guys, I need your help, please like and retweet this if you think Nayib Bukele should appoint me as Anti-Seed-Oil Czar of El Salvador. We already have a lot of people who want to see this happen, but I need your support. Trust me, bro, I've got a plan (it's not LoLa Oil).