So rested he by the Tumtum tree And stood awhile in thought

How to respond to "I can't complain" in casual conversation? Asking for a friend.

Prank record that just has fart sounds on it. You slip it into a random record sleeve and gift it to a friend.

Two divisions of the same company. Different understandings for what constitutes "breaking news".

i feel like there's some good "barista"/"barrister" joke potential out there. underutilized space

What does "naturally flavored with other natural flavors" even mean? All I see is: "USA! USA! USA!"

If you tap on the glass The sharks might look at you You're damned if you don't And you're damned if you do

Riding through Atlanta rn looking at all of these big buildings. Who works in these buildings? Are there offices? Are they full? With what kinds of industry?

1. See Lakai shoes ad on Instagram 2. Buy more Lakai shoes 3. Go to 1

I wonder how many fantasy owners drafted Green Bay rookie Matthew Golden so they could name their team "Gonna be, gonna be golden". I know it's a non zero number for a fact.

getdailyart.com/en/25289/unkno… Gabby's dollhouse eat your heart out!

Did you get more emails from Black Friday (selling you shit) or Giving Tuesday (supporting causes)?

Let's gooooo