LOVE WHERE YOU MF WORKED.

Twitter employees, DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING when you're laid off. Consult with an attorney first. Buried in the fine print may be a waiver of your rights under CA and federal law. Those rights are important and valuable! #TwitterLayoffs

.@JACK HELLO WHERE R U

have so many all caps tweets in drafts but scared el*n is going to hotwire my tesla help.

A TRUE HOUSEWIVES APOLOGY Andy Cohen

NOTHING MORE EMBARRASSING THAN TRYING TO FIGHT IN FULL PADS Notre Dame Football (Manti deserved better)

Maga is poison.

Gen Z, sorry I talked so much shit before, ILYSM! #Election2022

made a playlist for us

turkey tastes like it never drank water while alive

This is amazing. Elno broke the copyright strike system, so you can just post entire films on Twitter now. 😂

no new RHOSLC or Winter House this week... Bravo said we've given you enough dinner parties from hell, go have one of your own

Name a movie where the sequel is better than the first one… I’ll go first: Rush Hour 2

"Alexa, call Santa." ☎️

some of the most *hardcore* moms (some with some extra free time) 💙 Alyssa Massaro Lerna Jenn Shaffran🌻 Rebecca Fischer Denise Jones and missing Stephanie Keeley Logan Kerr 🤙🏽 Katie Kiaunis Leigh Diacont

the beers hit different at Disney on ice. @kerrdigan

Merry merry Southwest Airlines

.Southwest Airlines 👋🏽👋🏽

The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents

I was pregnant when my first born was 2.5 months old 👀👀👀