Back on my bullshit

Got married Saturday, so you weirdos can quit DM’ing me about being your ‘sugar momma’

Growing older with your sibling is wild, man I had one of those revelations today: one minute you’re fist fighting and literally want to kill them and then one day you pass their fussy, teething baby back and forth with them for 8 hours 😂

Being in Europe makes me want a cigarette, real bad

Anyone have any luck speaking to an actual human being at Nelnet ? I have been calling trying to get ahold of someone there since October... Will sit on hold for sometimes over an hour with no luck before I give up. I make my monthly payment but it shows no payment history! HELP

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Would help her hide a body okay

Sometimes I absolutely lose my mind buying random shit on eBay

What the hell is going on with JJ Watt’s hair right now? Frosted tips!?!? 2004 called and wants its hair-do back #SuperBowl2024 #SuperBowlLVII

Happy 50th Anniversary to my song, “I Will Always Love you.” It will always hold a special place in my heart as I hope it does yours ❤️

Never know what you are going to run across in the wilds of Arkansas. #plant24

Plenty of rice out there looking puny and pale. Recent cool days / frost, high winds, dry air making it rough for young rice. Need some rain and warm temps. Extra fert or other products aren’t the cure. Rain & warm temps on the way, but sun & slow winds may be a while. #ARrice

There isn’t a farm shop in America with a forklift that has a decent set of brakes on it

We are seeing a dramatic increase in tarnished plant bug adults in cotton plots at DREC this week. Square retention plummeting in untreated plots. Plenty of nymphs to be found as well. Do not get behind on plant bug management. Scout!

Sometimes I wish during the Olympics it was a national holiday so we could all sit at home and watch the events but then I remember I work in agriculture and it wouldn’t matter anyway 🫠😅

Does Folgers know how big a part of the grain business they are?

Beautiful week in Alberta!!

“it’s never sugar on a spoon, always honey on a knife.”