im sorry what the FUCK

We've been spotted, abort ABORT

Liz Lizzzerd is EXTREAMLY upset about the cancelation of Netflix Original "Shadow and Bone" (RIP) In Comradery let us microwave some fries o7

i was gonna stick to 1 update a day but: Liz Lizzzerd has presumably forgotten her siblings name and has referred to Ina Cedar as Ian (also Liz is very cool and makes good projects and things)

Warning to ALL Citizens!!!!!! LIZ LIZZZERD IS OLD If you see this perpetrator out in the wild please contact your local authorities we NEED to bring this person in

Hey Guys, Quick info Drop New sources indicate that liz lizzzerd is actually 5''2 This was a shock to no one at HQ as old age does tend to effect height!!! We will keep followers updated on more liz lizzzerd news!!!

REPORTED.

forgot to mention but ODIOUS SMP IS NOW OUT!!!!!!!! Make sure you watch your favorite streamer (or any others)!!!!!!!! also congrats liz on such a successful launch